Sometimes You're the Pigeon, and Sometimes You're the Statue

by Tatiana O'Toole

Idk about you folks, but we played A LOT of Warzone during the pandemic, and we had this horrible phrase that I introduced and always came up time and time again: "Sometimes you're the pigeon, and sometimes you're the statue." I read it off a sign at a car wash when I was a kid, and it just always fit the bill whenever we got suddenly and violently decimated after dominating in our previous game. So of course I had to illustrate it. Enjoy.